Darude - Sandstorm

“Now here’s a guy who tends to fixate on a receiver”

Seems to me like this package was delivered to the Jets’ facility, staff wrote “#92" on it so that they could get it to Williams, and then it ended up here. What happened in between? Tom, we need some investigative journalism! Where are the conspiracy theories?

I’m thinking it was delivered, based on the “#92" written on the package, presumably by Jets staff. The mystery deepens.....

Glacier National Park? More like Scree Field National Park, that place has like 25 glaciers. You want glaciers, North Cascades National Park is where it’s at; over 300 glaciers there, over a quarter of all the glaciers in the contiguous USA. Also ranked #2 for biodiversity in a National Park, and it’s totally free!

After studying chemistry, I will always read this as un-ionized.

Being legally right doesn’t help you much when you’re roadkill.

Ah, yes. An Alissa Walker article about how cars are the work of the devil. It’s become pretty predictable.

I prefer the Lifeproof case. Same dealio (drop proof, waterproof) except that it’s slim enough to still fit in my pocket with the case on.

You can. If you move something to a different tab, Gmail will say “Message moved to “Social” do you want to do this to all messages from <ScreaminScott@gmail.com>?”

Most animals can have some form of polysomy, just depends which chromosome it is that has too many copies. I once visited my aunt and uncles pig farm, and they had a piglet with polysomy that was way smaller than the other piglets, and was basically an outcast (no other pigs would go near it) but it would follow you…

Well if you move, prepare to downsize to a significantly smaller house...

You’re probably spending too much time around Screamer.

Airplane armrests are to be split evenly? What is this bullshit?!?

This is also the linesman he hits, not the ref. The linesman wouldn’t be the one to make the call on that hit anyways, so that seems unlikely to me.

There was a 4-team elimination tournament (1 team for each division). He scored his goals in the first elimination game, and then was awarded MVP after the second game.

They’ll just “maybe” go to the game, and then get box seats from some schmuck who doesn’t realize that they’re homeless.

Odds are based on winning the game in overtime, not winning the coin toss.

Wait! Mosquitoes are an endangered species, we can’t harm them!

Nah, contact began in bounds and wasn’t excessive. No reason for it to be called.