This was a great read, well done!

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Imma give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this is a joke about playing against Milwaukee being like practice.

I play hockey, and stopped wearing a cage when I left the junior level (people jerk you around by the cage in scrums, and it annoyed me having it bump up against my chin all the time) but I still always wear a visor. The slight difference it makes in my ability to see the ice surface is definitely worth the extra…

Yeah, the five-minutes fighting thing is the length of the penalty. Hockey is arguably the fastest-paced sport in the world, and the ability to substitute on the fly makes for really long periods of exciting, fast-paced play. Have you ever watched a game, or just the highlights that show up on Deadspin?

He may not have been embellishing, but he intentionally placed himself in a dangerous position going for the puck like that. Kaleta hardly shoved him, but he was off-balance and focusing only on the puck. Being aware of who is around you is 100% part of hockey.

Yeah, if you know what's good for you, you won't try and debate NASCAR (or any North American racing series) with porsche9146.

Holy crap...

lolwut. Not only are you a troll, but you is dumb. It's February 13th where you are, and 12th where all of us over here in America are. Thanks for playing though.

I agree, but you couldn't find a better picture than that?

I think the biggest anomaly in the data is the fact that the data taken from Facebook on NFL Fandom identifies both of those urban areas as having more Ravens fans that 49ers fans. It suggests to me that perhaps some other demographic differences cause either a higher percentage of football fans, or a higher density…

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Yep. There can be gaps in the padding on the lower left and right abdomen. Goalie cup protectors are so advanced that had he taken that in the nuts he would have been totally fine.

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Exactly. Everyone says it's the equipment, but the level of fitness and conditioning that today's players enjoy was unheard of 30+ years ago.

I actually know the dude that owns that. He let me drive it once, and I got pulled over, but the cop let me off without a ticket when he found out that I comment on Jalopnik.

I agree 100%

You realize that this is just Jalopnik joking around? The actual title is Fast and Furious 6.

Old guy in the front row: "You're a jackass!"