Yeah, they actually do. When the outside of a tornado hits a structure, it inflates it, but the vacuum at the center of the tornado then sucks stuff out of the structure, and sometimes sucks up the entire structure. How do you think houses get scattered in all directions otherwise? If it was just a wind, then…

That flat trunk lid doesn't do it for me... that isn't what Mini is all about...

My buddy had the same thing, hit a girl jaywalking in a school zone. He was going the speed limit, and she walked out from behind a bus a few feet in front of him, listening to her iPod. He saw her but couldn't stop in time, she didn't see him coming at all. She ended up being okay, even though her head cracked his…

They're actually both pronounced "Beemer".

*bimmer

Good idea!!! Just think, if a regular turbo system builds power linearly, then a sequential turbo system will build power exponentially!!!

I agree. Athletes have a great opportu... showed up for every practice?!? Practice? We talking about practice? Not the game, practice??? MVPs don't need practice!!

Schumacher in 6th? I predict that's the best he places all season...

This guy sounds more like that though....

Meh. Those sequential turn signals are annoying IMO.

Looks kinda like Rusty from Oceans there...

I too, voted for Prii to be obnoxious.

True, I would probably take it over the OKJ. I just prefer a literal translation.

I'm with you on that. Except that it says that in the Bible 8 or 9 times.

I believe you meant this...

It's coming with an iPhone app for a remote control.

Here's the actual pic, since Jalopnik always crops out any other websites in the pic.

I saw the headline at first and thought you were talking about programmable power chips which often come with a fuel economy mode. Then I saw this crap and laughed.

#COTD fo' sho bro!