And now I will send that to my friends who have always told me that couldn't be done.

Wow. Ok $kaycog's got her work cut out for her after that video.

Betcha he won't beat my top time of 87 seconds on 3-card draw...

First picture immediately made me think of this.

Yeah, I'm probably in the slow down boat, but I make sure to:

Ok, seriously. What's with that Neon?

That protruding bumper looks like it wouldn't pass pedestrian crash test standards.

I need to start me a pyramid scheme.

3:54 that cameraman shit his pants.

Slideshows no worky in Canada :(

What you don't see off the screen is the cop getting attacked by an angry mother duck for messing with her kids. Picking up ducklings is a bad idea man.

Boy, slow news day much?

@Justin Hyde: Well Justin, at least you leave the dragoning to Ray.

@powermatic: They joined the Church of Donk.

1:19 that Jeep has spinners... :(

Ok, fine. I didn't want to read your stupid story anyways. Nothing is there.

Welcome to Intercourse, where we pull you out of the ditch with our horses!

@douging: Aren't you forgetting a part of that sequence?

@ncasolo: I couldn't find those buttons on my keyboard. Where the heck are they?

@zerobandwidth: U-U-D-D-L-R-L-R-B-A