Still it is weird to say when they have built them from the start. Their first model was a na V8.

God I wish they would put the 1LR-GUE V10 from the LFA in this car.

In some sad news seeing that shotgun it looks like Remington may go bankrupt.

Let’s see if the rest of Alabama concurs. [Munching popcorn]

The closest I’ll ever get to “G Schöckl”:

No, no, no—allowing a vehicle to fulfill the destiny it was designed for is not abuse. Also, he didn’t say whether or not the hungover barfers lost cookies inside or outside of the vehicle.

“TSA is there to keep us all safe”

Did you at least top off the blinker fluid afterwards?

My trophy? Reoccurring spinal pine from those landings.

This is SO SO SO SO SO much better than armchair quarterbacking in American football. “We’re not fookin’ STOKE, we’re man FOOKIN’ UNITED!”

This poor, poor, rental Jeep Grand Cherokee. My best friend rented it in college to drive to a wedding (since his Lotus Exige S is not a great road trip car). On his way to the wedding he stopped by and picked me up and we had a day to kill.

I moved an entire house worth of stuff across town in my BMW wagon. It took like 20 trips but I managed it. Why didn’t I rent a U-Haul? Because those suck to drive and I was horribly unprepared for moving, having literally nothing packed up the day of the move. Thankfully almost all of my furniture is from IKEA so it…

They are the fastest cars......in the world.

Or at least were pretty sure thats actually a Discovery traversing water

When I was in high school I loaded 15 cheerleaders into our 8 passenger van so I could drive them to the game. Not really abusing the van, it’s just an excuse to tell this story to everyone.

Over and over and over again...

Yeah, but they’re never meanin’ no harm.

Ah, yes: that glare one gets, followed by the words “you starin’ at my ass, fuck head?” Know it well

I’m surprised you didn’t say it this way:

And as always with any aviation related pics, I will be available for her preflight inspection. I believe her empennage requires specific attention.