Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant

Usually blue is drinking water, yellow is gas (or other flammable substances) , green sewer, and orange utilities like cable TV. I’ve also seen people spray bright green or bright orange to point out tripping hazards, like a sidewalk that has lifted in a section.

Nice. Once I had to take a risk with my cable provider. Same thing happened to me, my promotional rate ended and my bill was going to increase by $10. The rep couldn’t offer me anything that worked for me so I just told them to cancel my service on “x” date. About a week later I got a call from a retention rep…

Ah yes. You’re right. Alas, the wind is thus taken out of my joke. No problem though. It was mostly wind anyway. : )

This Placebo is good for heartbreak

I do now. It’s best summed up like this:

When you say “often” you mean “not very often.” It’s an older practice that has been replaced by more modern methods. Which is exactly what Guiness is doing here. They’re not purposefully attempting to appeal to vegans it’s just a bonus for them for updating their techniques.

Quality meat cooked properly is never bland.

Luke, I generally enjoy your work, but I’m done with cosplay posts. Just like I stopped clicking anything from “Post a Top 10 video with no other text” Sploid, I’m finished with giving clicks and ad eyeballs to a post that’s just a bunch of screencaps from a video or slideshow reposted with zero in the way of…

Yup, about the time the burger makes the bun soggy, I’m out. Nothing is worse than wet bread.

Honorable mention: Married... with Children.

I was paying more attention to the background shots to see if I accidentally got caught on camera. No such luck.

Comicon is starting to look like an MMORPG that you wanted to join, but didn’t because everyone was already really good.

Unpopular opinion time:

inb4 anyone else complains as usual...

I got you fam...

I love scrolling through these cosplay picture posts, but I wish they listed who the characters were so I could Google and find more pictures or the game/anime/whatever they’re from.

A pat of butter might be better?