Having never played Magic: The Gathering, the only part I understand is the word “kitty”

Jeskai and the Pussycats was a much better name.

I was at Florida Disney last year and the year before the ride was redone. It didn’t ruin the ride for me to add Captain Jack Sparrow. If anything it improved it by adding Davey Jones.

TV: Parks and Rec, Broad City, Drunk History

I’m not a new parent, but I’m pretty sure the 100% sure-fire way to comfort a parent is not reading or television, but whatever few seconds of sleep they can snatch before the young one wakes up again.

Please stop.

I rode Pirates a few years ago at Disneyland and only noticed two of the three Jack Sparrow appearances and one dialogue change. The rest of the ride was identical to what I remembered from years past. I found the additions pretty minimal and unobtrusive. Didn’t ruin the ride for me at all.

Today I learned that Pirates of the Caribbean was a ride before it was a movie. Mind blown.

Huh. I thought he was the best part of the updated ride, and I’ve experienced before the Pirates films.

You are one of the “old timers”, not one of the “kids”. You have proven his point that old timers think it is dumb, but you have proven nothing about the kids because you aren’t one and cannot speak for them.

I couldn’t disagree more. As a huge, huge fan of Disney, I love the inclusion of Jack Sparrow. Having been on Pirates a couple times before the change and many times after, I can visibly see the difference and it’s a good one.

I can safely say that every time I went on as a kid was more out of a sense of obligation…

Sorry about your childhood, bro.

That was the way it was and we liked it!

Chances are, anybody under 30 is going to think of Jack Sparrow and Pirates of the Caribbean: The Movie, when they think of pirates.
How many actually know the movie was based on a ride, and not vice-versa?
It seems dumb to us “old timers,” but lets face it; without him in there somewhere, the “kids” would be…

man did you really just write that much about ...THIS....

“a husband who will blow the bank on restaurant meals but last purchased underwear before there was an Internet”

One reason they don’t like to do it is because a portion of fans will be there to complain about “what could have been,” or even “what should have been.”

“Why I bury my underwear” was exactly how I started my dating profile ‘about me’ section

Is there a catchy hashtag for that?

Done, wait was i supposed to take them off first?