I don't want to give anything away, but Blackholeburns.

Starburns. It's Starburns.

Because Whitney Houston is dead, she won't be desperate for food in a few years, won't eat that butterfly, the butterfly won't flap its wings, … THE RETURN OF HITLER.

Names give you leeway to be a certain way? Is Chief Justice Asshole Fingerbang taken?

Alright Hosers! I want all 12 of us fighting for every meter on all 3 downs. We’re gonna make this a Boxing Day the Prime Minister will never forget!

"Have a holly, jolly Christmas, it's a grotesque animal."

Ron Paul is the Fourth meal of candidates. Sounds great when you're high, then you wake up the next morning and realize that you made a horrible mistake.

The definitive album has no name and is 60 minutes of ambient noise recorded on wax cylinder.

You have Akiko-san too?!?!

Kar-ma Pooo-lice, I know you are but what am I?

When you're that hot, you flaunt every damn thing. Juuuuuuuuuussst like me.

Neg-Fi

@Ed:disqus , please tell me you have a corgi.

Uh oh, Don Cornelius then Mike Kelley. Tracy Morgan had better watch out for the rule of threes.

@avclub-99ba5c4097c6b8fef5ed774a1a6714b8:disqus , you get a huge like for using "make it rain" in that way.

I used to look down my nose at Fear Factor, but my wife made me take a second look, and it is just pure awesome. The best part is when some super alpha guy is on, talks himself up, and can't even finish the first stunt. There was a recent one where a guy almost let his partner drown.

I'd say that's about 15-16 donkeys wo… I mean, a friend told me that was about 15-16 donkeys worth of semen.

Yeah the grade doesn't make any sense. I understand that critics think grading systems are limited and you should read the review, but he said no good things about this movie (except for Heigls' comedic timing), so the reader is left wondering, "Why the hell is this better than average?"

Crossing my fingers for a Spagett gimmick commenter.

“That’s what I love about these geisha girls…"