Opening song: "Are you ready for some meatballs?!"

And the splooge travels in a parabolic arc *nudge nudge*.

The thing is, My Year of Flops is supposed to be about movies that were EXPECTED to do well.

Come on, mate. Time to save Prime Minister Kennedy from these bushwackan Cubans!

I really wish he went with the Reuters headline— "Demi Moore Pulls Out Of 'Lovelace'"

I'm pretty sure the main implications are that someones face is going to get cummed on.

So just wondering… what's with all the grandma fucking comments I've been seeing lately? Besides the fact that fucking grandmas is awesome, of course.

@avclub-955d864a62659945cc9434898e275deb:disqus , as for diplomatic skills,  you remember this: http://www.youtube.com/watc… right?

Thank you for leading me to a google image search of Rhona Mitra. Here is some side-boob for you. http://tinyurl.com/756fjww

The only thing Cranston is to do from now on is to walk into the shot, say, "I call it CAT-MAN-DU!" excitedly, then leave.

I was at a Smokey Bones in East Lansing, MI, and the waitress had a HUGE Labyrinth tattoo on her arm. David Bowie featured prominently. I'm wondering how she feels about that now.

Now how do we get Christmas mass to have more bullettime cgi and bony chicks in pleather? (Or is that Shrove Tuesday?)

@Crazy Gibberish : How exactly would you "chainsaw-fuck"? Start rubbing your dick sideways on whatever you're trying to fuck and rely on friction?

I'm guessing it's coming up in the new episodes.

Oh, you're making me sad.

NO NOT DETROIT! ANYTHING BUT THAT

Do they do rap type music?

The metaphor is now "crash it into an Italian rock."

How does the "always fap to dawes" comment not have a like. Dawes damn.

But what about politicians who mostly fit with your ideology and try to do one or two things like that. Most of the time, it's a choice between two people. Do you vote for the one slightly flawed guy partially in the pocket of someone you don't like or the other guy who you completely disagree with? Either choice…