Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

10 Things I Hate About You is perfect the way it is :

Since, being in the backseat of a cop car once or thrice, I enjoy the old 1991 Caprice for its roominess and comfortable backseat. And the only cop car that I drooled for was this...

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch power plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

I already posted this, but I'm posting again. The Parking Lot Movie is a documentary that follows parking lot attendants in Charlottesville (and features an interview with former attendant James McNew, now of Yo La Tengo). Here's the opening dialog from the trailer:

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

It's quite obvious to me that the other teams are going to have to shut the fuck down.

I sent in a complaint to the FCC regarding Pete Carroll's middle finger to basic human intelligence. Any reason why that is not on the list, Barry?

Nothing happened to him? The fuck? He got a $22 million contract with $8 million guaranteed.

I'm sure others had to put up with your public tantrums. It takes a proverbial village - raising kids, whether or not one participates directly or not, is part of survival of the species. Letting his kid cry for 15 minutes is better than... Giving in. The short-term pain pays off, and actually fairly quickly. Do you…

With Parks and Rec ending, I thought my week couldn't get any worse...

Harvey Birdman - Attorney at Law will always be number 1!

If you think a 20-year-old star athlete has been "thoroughly exposed to the world around him," I've got some prime oceanfront real estate in Nebraska to sell you.

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

"...this time she closed the card with: 'From the woman who loved you first.'"

That's why I was rooting for Richard Jenkins. They really pandered to him that whole ceremony (and it was the last one I watched). You knew he wasn't going to win because they paid an almost cringeworthy amount of attention to him during the presentation. It was like the cool kid table at a high school saying hi to…