Seconded. I hope more people read this. Great writing, Lyz!

Sounds like a less-fun version of Dating in the Dark that ran a few years back on ABC.

Came here to say something similar but you got here first. Gracias! (Also, the last two Lt. Gov Dems to run for Governor in Maryland were weak as f***. An empty paper bag could have beat the GOP candidates in this deep blue state, yet they found a way to lose.)

I want a Big Trak more than I want this. Off to eBay!

Um, two things.

ThunderCougarFalconBird!

Do you blame us? (I still root for the O’s, though. And make that the ‘70s.)

For one thing, he isn’t a mass shooter but a serial killer (or accomplice of).

Also, it is reminiscent of our former asshole in chief, which is all well and good in states and places where people would have voted for the bozo. DC is not that and the residents deserve better.

Be careful what you wish for.

54. Gen X started in 1965. Ask me how I know.

*ding*
(best scene ever)

Without the vertical taillights, it would look like a Chevy. NO ONE DENIES THIS. Wait, is this Deadspin?

If this is the hill you want to die on, so be it. ... as they say, “everything ain’t for everybody.”

I’ll buy that for a dollar. Where do you want to meet?

Sometimes it takes a long time for things to get better - I know this from experience. I hope you are OK. It sounds hokey but hang in there.

I was an iPhone unlimited data “unicorn” on AT&T until I jumped to visible about 3 months ago. Brought my own phone, signed up, and joined service pretty painlessly (including porting over my old number) plus got a $100 virtual credit card after staying for 2 months.

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

Nah, bruh. Leo’s been good for a while. Watch him hold his own as a very young actor with Ellen Barkin and DeNiro in the underrated This Boy’s Life ... from 1993! (Damn, I’m old.) After that, I was sold on Leo’s potential.

I’ll give Brie a pass on a lot of things for Short-Term 12. Definitely a must-see movie.