Wait, we're supposed to hate on Ethan Hawke? But he was in Gattaca, I thought that would just kinda make up for any shitty movies.

I thought bed rest meant playing video games from the recliner all morning until you were tired. Then napping. Eating a snack and start watching a movie. More napping. Eating some crackers and soup. Then going to bed for the night.

Empire's ratings have gotten progressively better each week, which isn't a shocker. But it is making history. The series (well, really, Cookie) already broke a 23-year record for Fox and last night's episode added even more viewers.

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

What is it with these nighttime soaps making the adults waaaay more interesting than the younger generation? I felt the same way about Dallas - would have much rather watched Bobby/JR/Sue Ellen duke it out than the John Ross and Christopher, who I fucking HATED. (Not John Ross, mind you - just Christopher. John Ross…

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

apparently youve never heard of boston.

I dunno. Ask your boner.

I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.

Wait. So, a loaded v-6 cts is over 65 grand? No wonder they aren't moving.

Still looks like it's sitting on donks.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.