In the markets, that UBER move is called a “dead cat bounce.” They ain’t done falling yet. (FWIW, it closed at $43 today.)

That’s a bad headline; keep reading for the real story.

I owned one of these in black a long time ago. It was fun and fast for the time — and a bit tail happy in the wet and snow. Not the best car to have in snowy West Virginia, where it taught me a lot about oversteer and tried to kill me a couple of times.

This “nationalist” administration has made it clear through policy, staff, proposed bills and the president’s recent all-white Presidential Medal of Freedom list, that the last thing on their collective minds are children of color.

I cannot believe you forgot to give Phillip Michael Thomas props for his biggest contribution to society: The EGOT!

All is see is the Crushinator.

I prefer “marrying up” -- solid pull for Jonas.

The only fake ones are on the hood (and, yes, they should go). The rest are functional.

“If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t trying.”

They just gave Kobe an Oscar. The Academy hasn’t learned anything.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Powerhouse is on here twice!! I’m good.

Thanks, BadRabbitNoNo. Someone not knowing who Jackie Stewart is, is filling me with a case of unexpected Gen X old man rage.

Sorry about that, Sue.

Vinny Testaverde? The ghost of Steve McNair would like to have a word with you.

Really?? Go back and read the update about her being “casually racist” on Twitter then we’ll talk

I hope they don’t. Better television.

The Verge (and Lifehacker) warned you about Airdrop almost three years ago.

If it depreciates like my 2012 S60, you’ll be able to get it for about $25K in a few years.

Yes, more people need to talk about the dangers of sleep apnea.