There’s a difference between running over a bunch of people on a walking path minding their own business vs accelerating out of an angry mob that’s blocking the street and attacking you. Comparing these to ISIS is a bit of a false equivalency.

On Monday, the internet erupted with rage after a video surfaced of a white woman named Amy Cooper calling the police on a black man named Christian Cooper (no relation) after he asked her to put her unleashed dog on a leash in an area of Central Park where leashes are required.

What the fuck are you smoking?

You can’t make up lost revenue on the backs of your citizens. We have a similar situation with the local power companies submitting plans to the government to raise all rates because they didn’t make enough money when businesses closed. Sorry, but fuck you. I don’t get to charge extra to my customers because I didn’t…

You are.

A LOT easier to build SSDs and hard drives than cars. Cleaner factories, more spacing for workers, a facility that REQUIRES a high level of cleanliness due to what they make.

Perhaps Tesla workers can assemble the cars from home?

Next time your boss tells you “OK we’re opening up shop and going full steam ahead to catch up on lost time” and also says “but hey, if you don’t feel like it you can stay home” try not showing up and let us know how it goes!

Well sometimes money is a byproduct of providing a good that helps society. We cant all just never work again. The virus will  be on earth for at least a few hundred years, if not forever. 

Wow, I’ve seen some REALLY stupid comments today but you might win the award for the dumbest. Congratulations.

David, we like you around here. With the cars you like, please drive UNDER the speed limit at all times. We don’t want to see you killed. Can your cars even go faster than the speed limit?

I swear the paint chips if you even glance at it the wrong way.

I'd be okay with them upgrading the paint to "Motel 6 bathroom wall" quality...

That’s a confused way of looking at it. The reason supermarkets are open and Tesla is closed isn’t because California thinks supermarket workers don’t matter. It’s because one group of workers provides an essential product while the other doesn’t. Collectively, we’ve accepted the risk of keeping supermarkets open…

Dear Elon: if you move your factory, can you upgrade your paint from “watercolor” to “good.”?

Yes Elon, throw away millions of dollars you invested in a factory in order to spite California for *checks notes* taking a deadly global pandemic seriously.  That’ll really own the libs and keep the investors happy!

Based on build quality, them doing it wrong might actually do it right.

“Everyone should drive a 9 year old honda fit, like me. Any other choice or preference has implications on cognitive/sexual prowess. Ha, snowflake! “

Shocker: High center of gravity off road capable vehicle with minimal front overhang rides right over the effing small offset barrier test.

Does anybody really not understand that if you come into a turn too fast that you should slow the vehicle down by applying the brakes?