Let it be known that I do not own a Chrysler vehicle and probably never will after growing up in Caravans, but hp/L is a pitiful metric for trying to compare the amount of engineering that goes into an engine.
However, if you want to play that game the Chrysler Pentastar V6 gets 305 hp out of 3.6L for 84.6 hp/L.

The late Denise McCluggage sized it up perfectly when she was asked how to pronouce the then new company’s name: “Daimler...the Chrysler is silent.” So your observations fits.

What killed DaimlerChrysler? Drive my 2006 Ram, my 2005 Grand Cherokee or my 2005 Magnum. All 3 were quite possibly the biggest piles of shit I’ve ever owned. That’s what killed them.

Speaking of “pussy ass bitches”, how does it feel to jump out of your skin over two typed words that were probably meant as a joke?

Doomed.

We invented the internet. If you don’t like it don’t use it!

Jason, if their headlights were eyes, how could Mia and Tia flash McQueen in the first one? For that joke alone, the eye location is just fine.

but someone would have to file a missing persons report for them to find the body though...

The “known to police” thing boggles my mind.

Your “a gap is a gap” rule is a bit misleading. If I’m leaving a car-length gap, it’s for safety. You cutting in and making the gap 3 inches forces everyone to slow down.

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

Huh, that explains why my Chryslers all seem to make well over 200k without transmission issues.

Oh yay, more Chrysler BS Blathering......

Wow, hilarious comment. So clever, so edgy, so unexpected.

It’s fun to completely misread something, isn’t it?

I was a teenager once, a long time ago. Had I had a gun, I can definitively tell you I would have never done anything like this. Being a teenager isn’t an excuse for this level of ignorance and disregard for life.

Couldn’t we have something a little less spectacular to start out our Saturday mornings? I’m sitting here on the couch, and after 2 hours of non-movement this article really makes me look bad. Couldn’t you have found an article about a guy who almost didn’t get butter stain on his sweatshirt to make us all feel like…

For the love of god, what’s wrong with cops when they get like this?

WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. When will people figure this out. Go buy some white lithium or silicone based spray nonsense if you want to lubricate something.