"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

You clearly haven't read the book.

I'm sure the comparison's been made before, but this reminds me of the armoured vehicle built for the 1944 Warsaw Uprising. It's widely celebrated in Poland, the original being on display in the Polish Army Museum,while a replica is on exhibit in the Uprising Museum in Warsaw.

This setup just looks like a terrible idea. Who signed off on this layout?

It's like turning right on a red light. In some areas it is ok, some not. It is your responsibility to know and abide. Ignorance is not a defense.

Absolutely easy. These will NEVER die. My friend has one with 180kish miles that runs like new. And the doors are 6" thick. And it's been crashed ~5 times. And it still runs like new. Even the factory paint is durable as hell.

"Vehicles Are Not Investments"

This was on fark.com last night, the comments made me weep for humanity. Pay your bills on time and you won't have to deal with this. It really is that simple.

actually, you're wrong. still asshat behavior. If you are that concerned, leave your car at home.

Seriously, mixing up details on which model the Ferrari is was the most minor offense of that sequence.

same. i read that line and wondered what in the fuck is wrong with someone that they think using a combat jet is "tragically" overdue.

Regardless of its mission, the first combat use of the F-22 has been tragically long overdue.

Looks like the prisoners will be...

"considering the fact that 1 in 5 women are abused by their partners, we could say that about 10 of those objects of vanity were reasonably purchased by abuse victims."

I can imagine the only thing that would be more horrifying is three women on the same cycle.

Your first sentence was unnecessary. Your diagnosis tells us you have no training.

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.