This is the best I could find.

I wanna see you in a flannel please

I once had some kind of beetle or something burrow into my ear while I was sleeping. I woke up hearing/feeling it trying to dig through my eardrum, I assume to burrow into my brain where it could lay its eggs. It was in deep and refused to crawl out or be tweezed. I wound up pouring a little rubbing alcohol in there,…

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read

Replace “cockroaches” with “black widows”, and you have my story. :P

Roaches themselves have a smell, but it’s relatively subtle. Mostly you smell the squalor that attracts them.

That first exterminator was really shitty. My aunt in a rural area had a bee infestation and the first thing her exterminator told her was to get a bee expert to lure away the hive (less chance if re-infestation) and to make sure they had someone to remove the hive ASAP.

Pretty big NOPE right there. If you don’t make the top three there is no justice in the world.

UGH I hate when things aren’t dead yet when they should be!

And then he moved out of the house forever and got a refund, right?

FUCKING NOOOOPE

Okay, now I'm convinced that all your stories are really viral marketing for a new horror movie about an old couple in rural Nowhere, USA whose house becomes overcome with demon ghost critters.

I know, right?!?

it’s a good thing animals don’t have ghosts

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This should be on the main thread. GAWD that is my ever-horrifying nightmare.

I spent my tween and teen years in Hawaii, where cockroaches get to be several inches long, and, even more awesomely, fly. When I was 12, I was up late reading after the rest of my family had gone to bed, and the largest of these monstrosities I’d ever seen basically dive bombed me, and then flew down the back of my…

Not me, but my sister was eating a can of soup and she was eating the rice at the bottom and looking at the can, and then she realized there wasn't supposed to be rice in the soup. On closer inspection, it was maggots. The worst part was that she said she thoroughly enjoyed them.

I have severe arachnophobia, which comes from living in Japan and those giant banana spiders. But cut to middle school in central Florida.

One night I was cleaning out the garage and I saw this spider with a gigantic butt, naturally i freaked out and backed into a corner. I started throwing things at it. I finally…

I’ve told this story somewhere here before and people were horrified, so here goes. Given where I live I have many, many horrible stories about bugs/spiders but this was the worst experience. I was walking out to my car at 6am to go to work, texting a friend of mine (hint, never text and walk), when I walked in to a…