Oh man, I am totally buying this.

I always thought if I woke up with a dick one day I'd just pee on everything. But yours is good too.

I want to build a catio so bad. We have indoor cats and I'd love for them to get some outside time. My boyfriend even tried to harness train them but one is cool with the harness and terrified of outside and the other loves outside but completely rejects the harness.

It doesn't hurt that a lot of the people on the show seem to be unknowingly causing behavioral problems in their cats cause they don't really understand how cats work or got some fancy cat (like a bengal) and never researched how to properly care for it.

Haha. I covered Lafourche and Terrebonne parishes.

Heels were not my choice — We had a terrible old southern HR director lady who rabidly enforced our business casual dress code, which was terrible when I spent half my time in the swamp. Even right after the hurricanes. I remember every person I walked up to kept mistaking me for the FEMA inspectors cause I was all…

Yeah, I miss it a lot. I had to get out of the biz because the money was terrible and my SO is a teacher, so I really needed to pull in a better second income, but I really loved working at my little podunk newspaper. Ours was the same kind of deal. I had a beat of my own but we were so small we kind of did a little…

Well, it didn't, but that was his idea. The cops pulled him over for DWI and after he failed his sobriety test the officer noticed him straining and he said he pooped himself. I guess he thought the cop wouldn't want him in his car if he was covered in poop? Or something. His mugshot was like, the greatest thing ever…

I used to work at a small town newspaper and it was a great place for people who like crazy shit. Like, everyone always used to feel it necessary to call any time they grew what they felt was a abnormally large vegetable or found a weird looking animal in their yard. Sometimes they would bring it to the office…

At my old work I used to eat in a break room with the other employees but I wanted to eat alone. All those people talked about were their weird new diets and or their horrifically detailed medical issues. There was even a guy who would go out into his car to eat and I think it was because he had horrific social…

That's why they usually recommend you get two cats. I thought it was some kinda scam until I got my first kitten. Then I was like, whoa, this thing is an adorable package disguising a crazy asshole that wants to scratch me all the time! How do I deal with this! So we got a second cat and they've been fucking with each…

She is. Cats like to play fight, and if they attack you and you fuck with them back with your hands they're start to treat your hands as prey toys to bite and scratch. That's why you give them toys. It's probably not helping that she's gesturing around like a maniac when he's already in crazy cat mode.

Yeah. This video made me kinda mad. Of course your cat is an asshole if you hit him all the time.

I don't know if my badook is quite to the ghetto booty level, sadly, but I've got a serious case of HUGE child bearing hips and general a general booty storage area. I have never been smaller than a size 10-12 even when I was crazy fit just cause my booty's so big. I've gotten some rad stuff from Nordstrom's Hanky…

It was a flip phrase. I wave the white thong. Let's end this conflict.

WE'VE STARTED WORLD BUTT WAR III.

Sheesh, I wasn't meaning that at all. It was a flip phrase, not a catty comment. I'm a big lady and don't exactly find my huge butt to be the cat's pajamas. We all have our thing. But I see from all your comments this appears to be an issue for you.

I hear you. I grew up in the south, so this isn't exactly nightgown/pajamas country cause it gets very hot down here. Most of the people I've been with sleep at least in their undies. One of my more traumatic childhood memories involves the police breaking down our door in the middle of the night (they were trying to…

My boyfriend was toodling around the house naked the other day before a shower and thought I was crazy because he tried to sit down on the couch naked and I was like, NO! YOU'LL GET NAKED ASS ON IT. He thought this was really weird and hilarious. But he also won't let the cats sit on the coffee table because he…

Maybe it's a personal issue, but I feel very insecure without a pair of undies on. I don't know what I think is going to happen to my vagina or my butt in my sleep, and I'll strip everything else off, but I just find my undies to be very comforting.