After breaking up with my high school boyfriend and having a long, depressing freshman year of college, I met this guy named Clint at a summer beach party through friends. He was a perfect summer fling. He was an incredibly tall (6'7), sweet, laid back, brown curly haired stoner dude with a giant dick, and he lived…

A few years ago I worked for a newspaper and someone submitted a picture of their 90-year-old grandma parasailing in the Bahamas. I decided to write a story about her, and she basically told me that her husband hated traveling so when he died she decided to start traveling the world with her daughters and…

You'd have to be pretty dedicated. I've been plucking my unibrow for almost 20 years and it's still kind of there, though wispy and thin.

They definitely grow in thinner. I have some crazy brows that I've been plucking since 1996 or so and the areas I've targeted the longest don't grow as much hair. Supposedly plucking damages the follicle over time. Thankfully my brows are so thick that I never had the willpower to pluck them into oblivion, just did…

I have terrible luck. The one time I ever won any kind of random prize was a few years ago when I was working as a health reporter for a community newspaper. I was sent to cover a diabetic health fair, and I thought I'd signed up for their email list but apparently had put my name on the list for the door prize raffle…

Also helpful during college. I worked in the back of a cookie delivery company coming in at 7 a.m. to make giant vats of dough in an industrial mixer, and that work was so mind numbing day after day that I definitely figured out QUICK that I'd better figure out how my stupid English major was going to translate to a…

Don't worry about it. Everyone does it, and all of the nurses and doctors take it in stride. My mom is a nurse and works in surgery with people before/coming out of anesthesia. I remember she did surgery on this guy I kind of knew in high school, and my mom told me afterward that as he was going under he babbled to…

I'm also messy. Like someone above said, I set aside certain times to do big chores. I always do them on Sunday cause it gives me Saturday to be a lazy ass. I have a little iPod deck that I can move around the house and I make long, peppy playlists of upbeat music to listen to while I'm doing my chores and kind of…

I met my dude at a bar… granted, it wasn't a cruise-y bar. It was a neighborhood dive. I was smoking outside by myself, my future beau walked by with his friends, spotted me, bummed a cigarette from someone and came back out to pretend to smoke with me (he has asthma, haha) so he could get my number. We talked for a…

Makes me glad all I had to deal with was bobcats and coyotes.

I'm sure there'll be worse stories than this, but I my college roommate was great, personality wise. We got along perfectly, she was super fun and laid back and we stayed friends long after I moved out. But she was the messiest person I'd ever met. She literally slept on piles of trash. And that's not a misuse of…

This happened to a friend of mine because he's one of those parents who takes a million pictures of his kid and she's at that toddler age where she's constantly ripping off her clothes. He posted some picture of her running around shirtless and Facebook banned him for inappropriate content. Can't say I really needed…

Glad other people think so… but when I told my boyfriend he was like, "Yeah… I think he's supposed to be kind of weird looking."

Whoops! I knew that. Thanks for the correction though.

I've got a crush of Seth Rogan too! But I was a huge stoner in college and have a thing for heavy set bearded dudes.

Man, that sucks. I have dark arm hair and thankfully no one's ever given me shit about it. I was kind of embarrassed about it when I was younger and shaved a couple of times but teenagers get embarrassed about everything. My forearms are pretty tan, so maybe it's not as noticeable.

Yeah, it's pretty annoying. And I actually have a pretty nice, progressive lady gyno, who's great in all other respects, but she said she doesn't like giving IUDs to women who've never been pregnant because the process can be very painful. She offered me a different long-term birth control instead but it sounded weird…

I've heard great things, but I tried to get one and my doctor refused because I'd never been pregnant before. Then I asked around and couldn't find ANY doctors who would give me one in my immediate area. I asked my lady friends, about this phenomenon, and one confessed to me that she had been planning to go out of…

My partner recently decided to switch careers. He went from working in an active position that that had him on his feet most of the day to a desk job, and naturally he has gained some weight. A few nights ago he discovered some of his shirts no longer fit, and sunk into self-desparaging despair about his weight gain.

Haha, yeah, it's super dangerous, and he was relatively new to it. From what I understand you can only do it for a few years because they make you dive so deep it will endanger your health do it long term, so you rake in the cash while you can. But yeah, there are tons of other ways to earn good money in industry like…