You know when I really didn't want to buy a car?

That's the one thing that makes me a little ashamed about cell phones. I remember memorizing my friends/parents phone numbers as a kid. But about a year ago I had to go to the emergency room and my cell phone went dead and I realized I couldn't remember my live-in boyfriend of five year's phone number. I wrote it down…

To be fair, I'm 30 and I didn't really come into contact with many rotary phones as a kid. I remember there was one at my day care I sometimes had to use to call my parents and I found it very exciting because it was just like a toy telephone.

Yeah, I dunno. I don't find trapped penis photos sexy. I find a lot of things about dudes sexy, but boners are just kind of hilarious.

I used to have raging periods but I went on the ring not too long ago and it has made my periods crazy light. I went from 5-7 day super tampons every day with spotting in between type periods to 2-3 day maybe one tampon change a day periods. It is amazing. But I know birth control affects everyone differently.

Hey you know what really helps causes you're passionate about?

They're cute and all, I'll just chime in with the sad trombone note that a lot of people get trendy pets, decide they're not what they expected and then dump them. Rescues and animal control in my area always end up with a lot of ferrets/sugargliders/bunnies/guinea pigs from people who wanted non-traditional pets,…

Haha. I understand. There's definitely an "insane" period that lasts from late kittenhood to adulthood that at times had me wondering why I got my cat. It helps if you have two cats… they can expend a lot of their energy and aggression on each other. But if not, you'll be a human punching bag for awhile. I kind of…

Yeah, both of my cats were a little nuts until they settled into adulthood at 1 1/2 years to 2 years old. Now they sleep and snuggle a lot and its great.

There is a MASSIVE raccoon that likes to eat the leftover cat food at my back door at night. I opened the door one night to take the garbage out only to scare the bejebus out of him and send his fat little raccoon butt scurrying off into the darkness. He and I had a thing for awhile cause he was awfully cute — I'd…

I've never been a big fan of Valentine's Day (mostly because I've never been a big gifts girl) but I'd never begrudge anyone a holiday they enjoy. Of course, try telling a dude you don't care about Valentine's Day… it seems to just make them more paranoid. Thankfully, for the last few years I've been in a relationship…

You've got a very pretty kitty too. Is s/he grey and white or black and white?

She is… it's too bad she's completely terrified of all human beings except me and my boyfriend. I guess her beauty is all for us!

This is Marceline. She's also very chatty and very much a people cat, who will follow you from room to room. In addition to conventional meowing, she likes to make little chirps and "brrrr" noises — she's very expressive. It probably doesn't help that we talk back.

I know exactly what you're talking about! I've got really thick, long hair and I was getting some disgusting build up on my hairline that always made it feel like my hair was unwashed. I went in search of a drugstore solution and started washing my hair with pantene aqua light about six months ago. It's silicone free,…

They have to stay in style… I can never go back to wearing pants all winter.

Me too. It's like a sickness. I got five more cardigan sweaters at Christmas and my mom tried to give me one out of her closet and I was like, MOM YOU'RE ENABLING ME I HAVE LIKE SIX BLACK CARDIGAN SWEATERS ALREADY.

My mom is a scrub nurse. She had some horrifying stories. I learned a long time ago not to ask her in detail about her day at work.

My mom got into it because she's a very social, nurturing lady but she also really needed a job, but over time she built up an incredible tolerance for gore… It always trips me out a little bit because she's 60 and a very "grandma-ish" looking but she's just a crazy badass. Once, she broke her arm while on a trip with…

My mom is a surgical nurse. I am sad to say this didn't shock me too much. She works in a low-rent hospital where people who didn't have a lot of access to primary care often came as a last resort. The hospital she works for specialized in what she likes to call "butts" and "eyeballs" (cataract and colon surgery,…