Me, I think I’ll stick to a ratio of 0% mayo and 100% ketchup for my fries.

Bull Connor, playing to his audience

Here’s the (presumably final) wave of character posters, this time featuring Krall and Kirk.

Them’s some nice particles you got there. Be a shame if something were ta smash them.

It’s all true. I have a dog and I love her to death. I also cannot wait to not have a dog. These are NOT contradictory feelings.

I really wish we could separate the issue of GMOs and Monsanto. Because 1 is fine, but fuck Monsanto. It’d be like arguing the internet sucks because Time Warner Cable sucks.

Or whether he’s even in the damn thing.

Marvel should do a one-shot of Simon Williams and Trevor Slattery starring in a really inaccurate dramatization of the events of the Avenger movies.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

As an avid Deadpool reader I say no, that did not turn out “very well”. It’s a watered down kids version of Deadpool. Not one drop of blood in that clip. Deadpool would have been dancing around stabbing guys under a fountain of blood spurting from the neck of the first one he decapitated. Hell, they won’t even let him…

That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

Related: Not being a sexist fuckwit about your corner offices likely to dovetail with other business practices that are good for the bottom line.

I can’t even imagine Deadpool without Deadpool being aware he’s being played by Ryan Reynolds.

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

Hands up if you’ve had fucking White Lines in your head all week.

I prefer Supreme Leader Smoak

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

sorry i don’t feel like confronting harrison ford’s mortality today