I'd like to add Nivanh Chanthara. http://duster132.deviantart.com/

Any time a bug eats what amounts to a steak, it sorta freaks me out.

Back off man, I'm a scientist

One thing you're forgetting is at many establishments the staff shares tips; ie servers, cooks and bussers split tips. So when you stiff a server because you feel a $5 salad doesn't warrant a tip, you're are in fact stiffing everyone involved with the preparation of your meal. I don't work in the service industry…