His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

IT’S FRIIIIDAY. Gonna check Deadspin! Oh I see Ley posted something with animals involved and...

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

I already told my wife that’s how I wanna go. She’s OK with it.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

If the Fresno Grizzlies do not proceed with the Taco Truck Throwdown and competitive eating contest on Saturday this means that the tacos will have won.

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

The last time someone dealt with the Knicks, Suns, and Hornets on successive days, it ended with three days of darkness and the death of their firstborn.

Uh, actually yes, fuck anyone who supports Trump. I’m..a bit surprised that requires any kind of clarification.

Talk about ‘loosa women!

I’ll never understand how people who make such a big deal about criminalizing abortion can turn a blind eye to people who are actually alive.

If getting attacked on the street gets a player pulled from starting Eli Manning is gonna need a lot more security.

‘A Nutcase and a Fool’: The true story behind Mr. Peanut’s airport arrest for cashew smuggling

I think we can all agree that the biggest offense is that he used AfterEffects to edit an image.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.