Seems like you just know a bunch of loser babies.

He sits in front of the TV all day laughing at Paw Patrol. He’s stoned!

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

I hope you remember where you were, Sunday September 22nd 2019.

I can see the NY Post headline:

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Please be patient in waiting for your file. The script is as efficient as it can be, but this is still a CPU-intensive task!

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

From the New Scientist write-up:

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

I’ll allow it. Redheads with beards should be banned from pretty much all public places just on principle.

It’s Cleveland, so I’m not sure if you mean the Cleveland Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association or Pro Bowlers Association.

The void was actually created by allowing the Jets, Jags, Browns and Dolphins to play at same time. Their combined ineptitude created a black hole that literally sucked the life out of its fans.

Tell the crowd that Trump calls him everyday on election fraud advice.

Bleier and Flores have had their heated matchups before, though not since October 20, 1980. Coach Flores came out on top that time.

Roxanne’s probably his little sister.

That’s gotta Sting.

“Pshhhh Mike just had some cafecito this morning. Don’t let all the haters talk smack about us bro. We’re not playing UF, we’re playing F. BECAUSE THEY DONT DEESERVE THE U”

I’m sorry, it’s too early to talk about curling.