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Elijah Wood screams 'bottom'.

he's busy at the business factory.

"You mean like penis in vagina?"
"No, dickhead, SEX."

its amazing they got literally everyone back, even if it means barely any beth, for example.

you're wrong, is the thing.

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!"

too bad you can't stone people to death for using the Bible the wrong way.

and foot!

Doris is still working at MGM? My God.

I'd love to see the floating dolly effect utilized in a riot sequence, man.

it's harder to shoot a film exclusively at 3AM in mostly-empty urban gyms.

"the fags ain't so bad, Larry!"

"I have to do what's right, Lurleen. These people have no one to turn to."

It's pretty bad that you can say a movie is absurdly cliched and rote before you even see one second of it (not that i'm actually going to watch with factory-molded pile of stereotyped disposable garbage).

It was Ron Nolteā€¦and co-starring an airline duffel of black tar heroin.

Did anyone expect Roland Emmerich to handle this source material with nuance and consideration, though?

you forgot the question mark

Jimmy Eat World - "Clarity"

shouldn't there be a colon after 'be'?

fixing it, you fucking pedant. :)