unpopular opinion: ready player one is hack fucking garbage.

punch drunk love, though.

Hi! True Detective Season One here to remind you that Michelle Monaghan is better than shit like this!

oh man, this reminds me of the time i found a livejournal group called ConFURvatives. Nothing like folks who dress up as zebras to fuck saying things like 'gay people are freaks of nature and an abomination!'

by bakersfield, you mean fresno

yeah, hows he gonna avoid the awkwardness of spitting Easy-E's verses as a white man?

yeah, Flaca's pretty insanely self-absorbed and narcissistic. When she's arrested, she has zero concern or guilt over this kid trying to off himself. Only thinking about herself. Lame.

I really appreciate that they're spending some time on the guards' lives now. I've been curious about them for awhile. Ford, O'Neill, and Lady Guard (sorry, can't recall her name) are interesting and likable characters, and I'm curious how all this will shake out for them.

Another predictable and wearying case of Southeast Skip :(

has to be better than the last five seasons of Weeds.

they're so far from animal-like, though (except in a few stereotypey ways for laughs, of course), that i just don't see it in bestiality terms.

***SPOILER***

makes withering 'you know what i was getting at' face

It's quite an achievement to be sexist towards BOTH genders with your movie. Hats off, Minions!

Best album of theirs since 'A Ghost Is Born'. By miles.

and isn't her rabbit coworker Jean Ralfio?

GO HOME, GOOBER!

theres another massive burst of profanity towards the end of the season that hits even harder.

was bummed we didnt get to see cordell's demise on camera.

total 'you'll never be free of me, bitch' move.