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I saw it last night as well. It’s really fucked up, brilliant, disturbing, beautiful, and horrifying, and I guarantee you will not leave saying, “eh, it was okaaaay....”. You will either love it completely, or hate it completely.

I’ve spent the last four months working in LA (Arcadia/Monrovia area) and all I hear from friends back east is “ooh, have you been to this restaurant downtown/in Long Beach/in the valley?” They have no idea what an ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITSHOW it is to get anywhere more than three blocks away in southern California

Trivia most people probably already know: Jimmy Carter is the only President to attend and graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy.

If it were Yankees-Red Sox, there would be mass suicide from boredom

If I’m up at the cabin with adults, or if there are lots of kids entertaining each other, then I’ve got time for charcoal. If it’s just me and the kids, though, and they’re ready to kill each other over which episode of Jessie they want to watch on Netflix next, then I will burn three tanks of propane to get dinner

not to mention they replaced him with a black guy, who is also 1-1 in Super Bowls.

I believe Bitcoin is accepted at some online books now, even from US players.

What are YOU talking about?

Atlanta has had three pro sports teams (not counting hockey because they were never good at it) since about 1966. That’s over 150 seasons of pro sports and they have ONE GODDDAMN RING to show for it.

Oh they do. But guess what? These guys would come in groups of 6, but happen to sit by each other, SPECIFICALLY to avoid the mandatory gratuity.

side note: evangelical Christians are notoriously shitty tippers. in the short time I waited tables at a Perkins, there would be a big group of Duggar-looking folks coming in on Sundays after church, at least 10 or 12. They’d make all kinds of special order demands (extra bacon, but no butter, eggs over medium, then

We know how this ends. LaMelo is ruled ineligible for some reason, he forgoes college, goes straight to the G-League for a year, then to the Lakers. No harm done, except UCLA doesn’t get to make money off of him for a year.

I spent this winter working in Honolulu, which is a city that lives for NFL football despite not having a team. Bars open at 6 am on Sundays to accommodate visiting fans of all teams, and I was at one of those bars to watch the Packers-Cowboys divisional playoff game. Kickoff was around 11 am HST, so of course there

I didn’t think any school could usurp Ohio State as my most hated team, but PSU done gone and did it.

People who say “durrr wrestling is fake” are idiots. The outcomes may be predetermined, and some of the moves are meant to look more damaging, but those guys get the shit kicked out of them night after night.

the good politicans went to UW though - Tammy Baldwin, Mark Pocan, Jim Doyle, etc.

If it’s like any other year, those fucking nerds down in Evanston will probably screw us up. Fuck Pat Fitzgerald with a purple dildo.

and better, more readily available heroin

I’ll see your O’Hare and raise you Denver. If you want to drink actual cardboard that’s been stuck to the bottom of a kitchen floor for a week, may I recommended the Colorado Native Amber, a thinly disguised attempt by Coors to make a “craft beer”. I only drank it all because it was $9.00 and I’m a cheap Midwesterner.

This is a high-profile Texas football coach taking a public stand against racism. That’s a surprisingly woke statement even in 2017 (though yes, Sumlin is black, it took some guts to say it publicly, because racist boosters.)