There’s quite a few Samoans who have played the game already. Look at any Pac-12 roster.

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Donald Trump donates his presidential salary to charity. So I guess your logic is flawless?

The problem with Long Islands is that it’s so inconsistent from bar to bar. Best bet is that if the bar has a menu of LIIT’s to choose from, they probably know what they’re doing. I rarely get one off the rail, since it’s all up to the bartender’s skill in pouring all that shit in the middle of a Wednesday morning.

Yawkey donated lots of money to charity. So what. Writing checks doesn’t make you a good person.

the Cubs managed to eke out a series win against the mighty Colorado Rockies, all thanks to your heroic positioning

Yeah the Sixers plan is finally paying dividends, timed perfectly with the demise of the Cavs. If they were in the Southeast Division, Phila could have won 60 games.

The Cubs and Astros were going downhill in the early 2010's, so they tanked with a plan. They got rid of expensive contracts for bad veterans, drafted well, installed the right coaching, and built teams that will contend for the foreseeable future. THAT’S tanking. The White Sox and Braves are in mid-tank, and i think…

I think Ryan absolutely runs for WI governor in 2022. If Walker wins this fall (likely except in the event of a blue tidal wave), this will be his last term, and so Ryan would be poised as his successor. If Walker loses (unlikely since there are a bazillion candidates in the Dem primary who will all cancel each other…

I hope in 20 years, Steve Kerr ages so gracefully into Popovich that we don’t even notice.

NBA will probably be the first legal to officially decriminalize it - players would be subject to local laws, but testing positive for marijuana would not result in league punishment.

I’m putting it out there: Luck will play fewer than 30 more games in his NFL career. One more aborted comeback attempt, then he retires young with a Stanford education.

Given the choice of getting arrested, or having to go through the hassle of getting to and through LAX...I’ll get back to you on that...

that slash line of .187/.316/.492 is something else.

Texas has a lot of idiots for sure, but it’s prety diverse in the cities and along the border. Let’s see if O’Rourke wins this fall, there might be hope for them yet.

So, as a white person, what ARE we permitted to say about racism?

Ignoring your asinine comment about the vocals, calling a Quincy Jones production, performed by the best L.A. studio musicians available, “tepid electrofunk” might make this the worst take in the history of takes.

this is the correct Achtung answer

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Regarding the Madison Fox 47 tweet: they don’t produce their own news anyhow. The station has an agreement with the local CBS affiliate, which has differnt ownership, to staff and produce news segments under the Fox 47 brand. So it’s unlikely that Sinclair could have forced another station’s employees to air their…