that, or let them become privately funded. It’ll be a matter of keeping basketball, football, and whatever women’s sports keep them in Title IX compliance. Let the alumni fund the rest.

But if your house is FESTOONED with Pixar dolls and Star Trek paraphernalia, I reserve the right to assume you diddle kids.

Trout’s comps through Age 24 seasons

I’m generally a liberal guy, but I tend to like my local governments to be fiscally conservative. (I’m in a liberal suburb of a liberal city, so I’m not too worried about dumb anti-LGBTQ or racist ordinances being passed; our village meetings are dry and boring, just how I like them.)

Brewers fans travel pretty well to Arizona, because who wouldn’t want to escape after three months of frozen death in Wisconsin. But since all of the Cactus League teams are in Phoenix, fans will go to either home or away games, depending on their schedule. This plays both ways, in that teams visiting the Brewers will…

Raiders, Rams, Patriots, Cowboys, Packers, Bears, and LA Xtreme.

I’ve been working in LA for three months now, going to suburban sports bars and playing poker outside of work, which I feel gives a good cross-section of sports talkers. Topics, ranked:

Adding to the ring gift list:

Since he’s term limited, probably getting his cock sucked by Scott Walker in return for a gubernatorial endorsement next year.

Here’s ten breweries that most beer lovers would agree turn out an above-average to excellent product: New Glarus, Ale Asylum, Central Waters, O’So, Lakefront, Potosi, Hinterland, Door County, Lake Louie, and Tyranena.

I feel like this would be really good, but ONLY with a quality kosher all-beef dog.

Takeaways:

that story has sadly been debunked; even Olerud said he wished it were true.

no disrespect at all to Simone Biles, but how the FUCK was Katie Ledecky not the female athlete of the year last year?

Otis gets a pass, but anyone who covers that song does not, especially if they are white.

Here’s a horrifying leg injury from WSM

Put it this way: EVERYONE who remembers 9/11 is of legal drinking age now.

the 1984 election

when my 5 year old started dabbing last year, i knew that fad was dead.

Behind all the religious hype and deification, he’s a nice guy who’s working hard. Good for him.