Probably plenty of right wing Dems, non-Sinema division, thankful Manchin is willing and able to take the fire.

1st: As far as I know about it (which, albeit isn’t a megaton), working in the Ports is a pretty damn good job. The union is incredibly strong and the pay is enviable for most positions. I do know that those crane operators make a shit-ton of money. I’d imagine all of those folks are absolutely banking right now with…

A 4 minute response time? Props to the NYC Fire dept.!

Unfortunately for the farmer, the John Deere technician is going to have to come out to train the computer to recognize the new replacement windshield.

This is exactly why they should be replaced with razor blades, sprayers of rubbing alcohol and salt.

Not that it has to be said. Don’t wear Crocs.

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

Interesting side story: Escalators have a kill switch in the form of a bright red button, usually one at each end near the floor.

1. Glad you didn’t go anywhere, we had a good scare the other day.

Most guys spend at least half of their lives on trying to put their dangly bits in a gap.

This is straight up witchcraft.

Huh.  Wasn’t expecting Funiculnik today.

Sir, Take your foot fetish to Jezebel. This is a family website.

I’m getting to the point where Mercedes is sounding like freaking Trump.

Holy shit why is NO ONE KEEPING PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE CABLES UNDER TENSION. For fuck’s sake a strap snapped already and everyone’s just standing feet from the cables. Jesus. 

They could have gotten an easy $12K by leaving it alone. Now that it’s an abomination, it’s worth crap. Plus they should be called out for ruining a classic 

So, the play in Michigan is to not drive a decent car but instead drive an absolute piece of shit because road salt?

Fell asleep, woke up confused looking for the bathroom?

Let he who hasn’t drunkenly crashed a plane into a front yard cast the first stone.

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