GasMan

9/23/21

I want it, but that wood is hideous and should be illegal. Plus I think this is maybe the worst looking generation. The original is charming and small and simple, the newer ones are aggressive and fast looking. This generation just looks kind of meh to me, although the coupe is indeed worlds better than the…

9/23/21

they def need to double the guzz tax and make 3/4 and 1 ton trucks count towards cafe averages. its a bullshit loophole that we allow them to skirt testing. and get rid of the credits. shitty polluting companies shouldnt be allowed to cheat and just buy their way out of it.

9/23/21

The blurb for that model promises ‘discreet luxury and authentic emotions’. My emotions are certainly authentic.

9/23/21

15 years old, but still quite steep. And my god that “wood” looks bad. I mean who would approve that sort of design?!?

9/22/21

That would be the flag of the Iranian state of Zambia. The UN recognizes this state as being it’s own country, on different continent. But this is America, where we know better. The world is just the US and not the US.

9/22/21

This is some good Torchlopnik.

9/22/21

I don’t understand that outrage of wanting to paint Air Force One with the colors of our national flag.

9/22/21

No one’s outraged that he wanted to use red, white, and blue.

9/22/21

SED8EM

9/22/21

The 300 would like a word with you.

9/22/21

I like my hydrogen stored as C2H6O in charred oak barrels, it is great for being stored like that for years.

9/22/21

What’s it like being a short pedo?

9/21/21

“Fraught” and “free” both start with “fr.” There’s a reason. “Fright,” “fretful” and “frikkin terrifying” also come to mind.

9/21/21

Full circle...

9/21/21

This white suburban (not overprogrammed, in fact just retired) woman just read the press release to see if they talked about towing. I see you can get Pro Backup Assist and it has pretty healthy towing capacity. I'd bet more Expedition buyers tow than go off road.

9/21/21

Of course there were. They were just calling in while picking up the kids.

9/21/21

They think our little hands are too small for the big manly steering wheel.

9/21/21

I can’t remember the last time I saw an Expedition driven by someone other than an overprogrammed white suburban woman.

9/21/21

With these expanded offerings, the new Ford Expedition SUV is poised to attract new customers who are more culturally diverse than the full-size SUV category has seen in past years, including more women seeking family adventures to balance the stress of their overprogrammed lives.

9/20/21

So happy “Jason Drives” is back!