This is good Jalopnik.

Because it is made from 10,000 Panda’s pre-masticated bamboo.

I think it is part training and part the psyche of many people attracted to police work. Police training stresses establishing control. Dialog or attempting to understand a complex situation is not part of the equation. If a suspect (or citizen) challenges a cop’s authority they escalate intimidation. This is partly…

You have just been Deloreaned back 20 years and Miatas are half price. What the hell are you waiting for?

And God said, “Worship ye not graven images on Alibaba and covet ye not thy neighbor’s Changli. Blessed are the EVs that are persecuted because of righteousness. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in Wilmington. Go forth and sin no more.”

It would be quite the downgrade from my 9 car garage. 

Pros: it’s big. it has an automotive cosplay basement.
Cons: it’s expensive, tacky and it’s near DC.
Crack Pipe.

How did a car company making their products more affordable turn into a bashfest?

You know that because you have a turbo tattoo.

Great eye. I stopped reading at Minnesota.

The only true all-terrain vehicle is a rental car. Hey look, it’s only got 43 miles on it! Let’s rev it to 6500 RPM in every gear... because we can. NEVER NEVER NEVER buy a rental car because people like me drove them first.

The ones on top of the stack are pure gold. You put the tungsten bars down below. At least that’s what I heard.

I never said CEOs are assholes. They are following the incentives they are given just as most people would do. Our business system only rewards short term success.

A gold-dipped bar of tungsten is virtually indistinguishable from a bar of gold.
You did not hear that from me.

In MBA school they teach you that money sitting around for a rainy day is a wasted revenue or growth opportunity for the shareholders. In their world every investment hits and current trends extend forever. And so this is what you get. CEOs only have to keep the balls up in the air for 5 years to vest all their stock…

That’s an odd angle of the Dangel.

This is Jason on his third test run.

Sorry Jason, it’s “for adults”. :-(

And they put their best assemblers on packaging!