That is a beautiful piece of fabric that you have chosen to show, indeed, as are all fabrics. I salute you. Muslin, Jute, Chintzianity, Silkh, Buddcloth, even Satin worshipping, are all part of a broader cloth.

“...I have been inundated with messages tonight as I said I would not book any muslin [sic] or Islamic client...”

Awwwww!

This kid has the right idea because, let’s be perfectly honest people, aside from Han Solo the Imperials just look cooler than the Rebels.

Wait. Hold the phone. Stop. Do you have an imperial AT-AT in your living room? I ALREADY THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPER COOL NOW YOU’RE BLOWING MY MIND.

My parrot, who is valiantly trying to learn to whistle this tune, heartily approves.

aaaaaand now it is stuck in my head. thanx jezebel. >.<

Wow it’s dusty in here

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I avoid Gawker comments like the plague because they are generally cesspools with one or two reasonable people who get drowned out.

I do it Midwestern style, just ignore the unpleasantness entirely and pick up on the most banal part of the comment. “Gays are out to take away our fishing boats because they hate Jesus.”

“Her reasponse to let’s get up and go pee this morning.”

Her reasponse to let's get up and go pee this morning.

OH MY GOD you guys, I have got to show you this Powerpoint that a group I was in made. They were all about 10 years younger than me so you think they’d have learned to use it at some point. They jammed an entire two-page paper onto 5 slides, in neon cursive font, over a watermarked clipart background. I had to put my…

I hate group projects. I was the shy, diligent one who always ended up doing all of the work, or the part of the project that no one else wanted to do.

So. He’s still a bigoted asshole. Just a bigoted asshole whose survival instincts kicked up.

Good. I was livid when I read this story, as it’s proof that we still have a very long way to go when it comes to LGBT equality in this country. The fight did not end just because gay people are allowed to get married in all 50 states. This couple have provided this child with a stable home, the biological mother even…

I thought I failed my driver’s test. For some reason, it relaxed me enough to make me pass the rest of it. I was thinking, oh I failed so I don’t have to be tense anymore.

I am a crier. I cry ALL the time. If someone is even somewhat mean to me I will immediately tear up. I also cry if I get angry or frustrated.

If you’re going to burst into tears in public, do it at the start of a movie. It’s dark, so one will notice when Guardians of the Galaxy has you sobbing for a dead parent.