I hope your transition is as smooth as possible, and that bigger and better things come your way. Your ability to provide a voice for those who don't typically get a platform in a way that is entertaining and accessible is so important.

Hey guys. So imma put this here even though I’ll likely have a post about it soon: yes, I will be leaving Gawker Media. It’s been a fun run, but it was going to end sometime.

That quote is just about everything I want in politics. Actual plans.

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

Bless you, you tiny tiny man. Own your smallness. When you and the Hemsworths get stuck underground while spelunking, you’ll be the only one able to fit through the keyhole to the outside world, so revel in that.

You don’t know how badly I want this to be a real thing:

He is the reason why women master the No Boob Hug.

Don’t you mean... testy testes?

This is my exact look when trapped at a party and forced to listen to someone’s disquisition on the variances between Rubio and Cruz in terms of neoconreformation.

Totally just read that article, holllly shit.

This is your brain. This is your brain on socialism. Any questions?

Hey Anna, are we going to get a goodbye post from EGR? Or a response to the piece Dayna Evans wrote about Gawker’s problem with women?

Yeah but if you actually say thing in an accurate reasonable way people won’t be terrified. If the people aren’t terrified what will Rand Paul do for fun?

Right? Let’s ignore the very successful and stable Scandinavian countries or, more specifically, countries like Canada, which is closest to what we’d end up with. Embracing more socialist policies does not and will not wipe out the protections we have under the Constitution and in some ways it will expand them. As it…

Nothing sexy about socialism? I beg to differ. Meeee-ow. Hubba Hubba.

D.A.R.E. to Keep Kids Off Socialism

Don’t tell her that ‘Deep plate’ is another term for a french platter.

I was exaggerating, of course. Some does get laundered.

Regardless of how busy I am or how much priority work I have to complete (like now, but here I am online) I must, must, must squeeze in some time to read. I love to read while I’m at lunch but for some reason it’s like open season when folks see me with a book - ‘oh you’re reading? Let me help by asking inane…

Burning things in a controlled setting.