Obviously, the guy who was tasked to implement the sex parties accidentally got alcohol mixed in his blood surrogate.
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If we're going to have the whole IVF thing for procreation, then we also need the sex and Soma parties. I was promised sex and Soma, dammit!
My business partner and I are in the tech industry (we're both founders and are women). We'll go to the huge conferences and all the other women (maybe 10% of the attendees) will be wearing super nice dresses and shoes. We don't own clothes like that, so we'll show up in collared shirts, black jeans, leather jackets,…
I need to borrow Jason Sudeikis' cardigan
This is really cool. It's nice to see a dude go to so much effort to make this kind of point, and manage to do it in an attention-getting but not chiding or shamey way. ALL THE CANDY CANES FOR YOU, KARL STEFANOVIC. YOU GO KARL STEFANOVIC.
That's GREAT, Val!
I love all these pieces conplaining about Millennials because they're really complaining about Boomers. We're spoiled because our Boomer parents spoiled us. We're materialistic because older generations marketed shit to us relentlessly.
I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.
Every time I see articles blaming millennials for this, that or another thing, I think of this:
Also that no one our age can afford to buy stuff when it's NOT sale because economic legacy of the boomer generation mmmmmm thanks, guys.
"Your swearing is very unladylike?" Motherfucker. I once spent about 13 months co-located with a bunch of Army officers for my job. That was thirteen years ago, and I still to this day use the eff word like a comma. My husband does not care but prefers I tone it down around the kids, lest our son confront a daycare…
Anything above 3 is unacceptable? I was always a bit embarassed to tell people my number because I thought it was so low... Apparently I'm a big slut.
I don't buy her argument for why she took her music off Spotify. It is essentially the same argument that Lars from Metallica made during the Napster trials in the 90s. She still takes home bank from tours, promotional work, sponsorships, etc.
zit popping, my most embarrassing, horrible fetish.
Well played, Met.
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