"I do not need my SO to be able to fell a tree (I can do that myself, motherfuckers, courtesy of my Dad."

I am an Agnostic because of Sunday School. As soon as they said "School on Sunday" I was like:

If I was more crafty, I'd make a yard sign saying "Put the Sol back in Solstice"

Was just listening to this story on Kojo Nnamdi (local NPR show in the DMV) and two things to note:

Make sure the kids know about this... nothing will get the future of our nation more on board with religious tolerance than less school!

I saw or read some interview a while back where Simon Cowell threw shade at her for being difficult something and that she "gave as good as she gets," and I was thinking that I bet she just did not put up with that guy's bullshit. And then I liked her even more than I already did.

TOOOOOOOOTALLY not about Islamophobia though. I heard it's about ethics in journalism.

So, wait, does that mean the kids won't get days of for Christmas? I'm confused. ETA: I see, there are days off for Christmas but they're not calling them days off for Christmas. So, to spite the Muslims, the Christians will join the "happy holidays" movement, and enroll in the war against Christmas that FoxNews is…

Ah, got it, an MRA. Good day, then.

As someone who just lip-synchs along to Happy Birthday, I relate.

WHICH OF YOU BITCHES STOLE MY FUCKING JOY?!?!?

"If you are a mom, if you are a wife, if you're the keeper of your home, I want you to know that your joy is so important this Christmas," he said in a Facebook video. "Because Christmas is about joy and if the joy of the Lord is your strength, remember, the joy of the mom is her children's strength, so don't let…

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

Her joyfulness is pretty wonderful, isn't it? Weirdly, it's not the nakedness that make the pictures worth looking at—what makes them so compelling is the fact that she's clearly having enormous, mischievous fun. It's oddly charming.

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

i'm here. lurking. ever present. smugly watching people discuss their flawless ruler.

No snark, I'm actually kind of impressed.