I'd do a reality show but it'd be the most boring shit ever. Like I'd join the real world house and never drink, fight with no one and just sit and eat all the time while playing on the internet.

Singles Day is every day here at maison de Eldritch.

She's ok as far as pop artists go ( her music isn't my thing at all) but I'm confused by the 'EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS THE GREATEST THING EVER' to me shes indistinguishable from Rihanna, Katy Perry, lady gaga..

See this is the problem when you (not me, I've never been *that* fussed about Beyoncé ) hold somebody up to be the embodiment of everything awesome ever, they just turn out to be human and inherently a little bit disappointing.

Will Chris Pratt be People's Sexiest Man Alive?

Hahaha! I say 'acon and beggs.

do we suspect there may be some kind of connection between Ben and Glory?

Buffy people? Remember how no one could remember that Ben was Glory and Glory, Ben? I had to hear the rape allegations 3 times before they stuck. My mind wanted to reject the whole concept, even though I'm all for outing and punishing rapists

Same here. When I was little I was adamant that it was "ghaspetti" instead of spaghetti.

Dr. and Mr. Anna and Brian Kendrick

I cannot count the number of times I was asked for a Tai Chi Latte. I actually found it really adorable and never corrected it.

I don't understand why more people don't just get a man they can wash and reuse. Much softer on the nose when winter comes around, and you can have different colors/patterns!

I think this video is lame as hell but I'm afraid adultosaur won't be my internet friend anymore if I say so.

Some people are so stupid that I wonder how they make it outside every day without walking into the front door.

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

For a very long time, I had no real opinion one way or the other about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Like a lot of Americans, I grew up sort of defaulting to Israel being the good guys and the Palestinians being the bad guys, but that was more or less the end of it.

I can say, as the father of a toddler, that a toddler's willingness to consume something is inversely proportional to how much the parent wants them to have it. It's like they have psychic powers, so I assume a toddler can slam down alcohol like Boris Yeltsin.

I know some consider Hunger Games plagiarism, but they are completely different entities with only one (albeit huge) similarity.

So I identify as heterosexual... But I can't deny that Natalie Dormer, I'm, makes me feel things...