NO, I am sorry, he could only ever have been STD Zorro, in some kind of ad for Prep.

Oh we aren't going to show the best celeb family picture? Fine, I'll do it

Katie Perry has access to every manner of special effect artist and costumer. She's built a career out of campy, outlandish outfits. And she decides to become a cheeto for halloween. That's baller.

Thank fucking god for Sandra Hale. There's one actual adult looking out for the children, who cares about their well-being and safety. Jesus Fucking Christ, this gets worse by the day.

Thank you, grandma. No matter how it turns out, at least someone's looking out for the girls.

It's not the beer.

Slightly related....I subscribe the UC Santa Barbara public alert system (yeah, that's a real thing even though it sounds fake.) They usually send out alerts about robbery suspects or emergencies, but yesterday I got a long, policy-driven email about attaining consent. Oy vey.

Sounds like they followed the model used by the Roman Catholic Church, also referred to as "the hot potato method"

Do you ever think of yourself while watching Wheel of Fortune in the final round when they show "R S T L N E" on the screen? My brain always readjusts it into "R L S T (I) N E."

R.L. Stine wrote words to me.

Hi RL, thanks for doing this! I remember being haunted by some of the artwork on your books as a small child- particularly the covers featuring Slappy. Do you have a favorite piece of cover art from one of your books?

Baby Halloween costume thread! Here's my Mini-Pie as Boo:

See, I didn't either. He has a way with words though, because... wow.

Until recently I did not find this man attractive. I honestly don't know what is happening to me.

"because all the Kardashians are experts at faking something"

The fact that Kim Kardashian and Pixiwoo got together and did something is making my YouTube-tutorial-obsessed self disturbingly happy.

The dress is so sublimely theatrical that it doesn't even require or qualify for fashionable analysis, but Rihanna's orange lipstick? I LOVE IT TO DEATH.

Don't Scandinavians eat lutefisk, aka lye-soaked fish? I find it hard to believe that THIS is where they draw the line with "poison."

Emma Watson, check, Cumberbunny, check...I can only assume the only reason why this image wasn't mentioned is because it's getting its own post?