I scream, you scream, we all scream, for eyes creamm

WITH YOU. Jessica R. Williams, however, continues to just KILL IT.

OPRAH! Stedman's gotten into the home wifi!

At Tyra's comment:

You guys, I truly truly truly hate Madonna. #unapologetic

I wanna be the junior Smith of Gawker Media's comments sections. America needs my ambivalent, slightly hallucinatory observations. Food is just a heart that doesn't love. Does the sky know blue?

Bitch he's Mike Tyson #unapologetic #convictedrapist #imsocool

And then when she says, "Who is this?" he calls her a fat slut and claims he didn't want her vote anyway.

Yogurt. Explain everything to me in terms of yogurt.

Ladies! We only understand metaphors that are wedding- or chocolate-related!

this is absurd. If they wanted to be realistic, they'd have the politician responding to the girl's text with a dick pic.

The sad thing about these advertisements is that no matter how dumb they are, no matter how poorly fact checked, or outright false they are, no matter how insulting they are to our collective intelligence, they work.

Love.

people saying she's been ~sexualized~ and ~y gorgeous tho~

She's only 13? (weeps for what a goober/weiner/spaz/what-have-you I was at that age)

"I think it was a very productive way for folks who disagreed with our legal strategy to express that disagreement and I'm happy to share the Bibles with those who may want them."

Many life changes ago, I was a background actor for the movie where Sandra Bullock wears red boots a lot. I was placed right next to her and the 2nd AD kept ordering me around brusquely, maybe a little more harshly than a normal 2nd AD would. He kept calling me "You", which, no big deal. But after the 20th, "Hey you".…

Everyone if I've just had granola does that increase my chances of getting Ebola? What if my cooking oil of choice is Canola? What if I drive a Toyota Corrolla? What if my cell phone is made be Motorolla??!! AAAAAGGHH!!! I must already have Ebola!!!

Chances are, the "report" we read was 100% made-up. I know you know that, but it just seemed worth saying.