Who is reading this guy's posts where he thinks "Yeah, they'll probably want to hear all of this horseshit but they'll probably be pretty offended if I use bitch. I should probably just hint at it.".

Aaaaaaand this is the first thing I saw when I turned on my computer to my Morning Internet Tabs.
*long, heavy sigh*
Can I go back to bed?

I live in Canada.

;)

Have I told you lately how much I love you?

"They were men and women who were discriminated against"

It seems to be working a hell of a lot better in Denmark than our system is here. People who go on about the evils of unions are ignoring the fact that the only thing worse than having strong unions is what happens when you don't have them.

That really sucks and is udderly ridiculous.

The top one is totally throwing shade at something.

Man Tries to Obtain Addresses of Strippers So He Can Prey on Them

Like a turducken only it's chicken with a burger and bacon in between . A chaconburger! Or a chicken with a cow and pig inside... a chickowig.

that's it's tongue, trying to lick you back

I'm not a doctor but I just assumed that was someone's pineal gland.

That's either a wad of gum or the most unappealing piece of bacon I've ever seen.

Some years ago, the CEO of our billion dollar company decided Comic Sans was his favorite font. Thus it became our corporate font. And, yes, I do get e-mails from senior management in neon, Comic Sans font. So, this could be our corporate typewriter.

I'm still waiting for a sarcasm font.

I'll just leave this here. He likes his shoes.

::snort::

I don't believe this for a second. A guy named Hunter who runs an investment firm would never do coke.