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If you haven’t been following this story, it’s really something. Ex-employees have let loose with a number of really hilarious anecdotes that illustrate the toxic culture at Theranos. There’s one story where they describe how an entire team decided to just outright clown Sunny Balwani by making things up and

First rule of Italian driving: don’t worry about what’s behind you.

I don’t think anyone thinks he’s a bad driver, just immature and unwilling to admit fault or change bad habits. He’s a future WDC candidate for sure if he grows up a bit.

I thought you got an Aston.....

Verstappen (widely panned around here as a Bad Driver)

Verstappen climbed several places on a track where passing is considered impossible. Stick that in your pipe homie...

“Bravo” to Ricciardo, but we must not forget that at Monte Carlo GP it’s almost impossible to overtake, when there are no pit-stop errors or serious engine failures (that of course Ricciardo didn’t have). That’s the reason why the finish grid was like the starting one... with the only exception of Verstappen, who

Spike Lee angrily tweets out David Lynch’s address.

In that case, Twitter really missed out in using the term “user handle” instead of just “id.”

You have a Kinja handle. You’re obligated not to.

“You are Brickstarter, thanks for asking.”

Following up “I’m not attracted to Asian men” with “... and he could only get hot white guys like me by paying for them or finding fame addicts” makes it sound pretty damned racist.

Good on em and I agree with his putting the NFL on blast. We all got to switch the channel to a competition that deserves our undivided attention...

Voted The Onion’s 2012 Safest F1 Driver.

This picture is my trigger. Fuck Jerry Jones all the way to Hell and back for this completely insulting stunt.

The player will have to be determined to have made a “socially conscious move” while in the action of kneeling.

I am personally looking forward to next year, when they have to codify exactly what “taking a knee” means w/r/t this policy, which will be over 20 pages and completely inscrutable and will almost certainly include the requirement that the player’s protest “survive the ground”.  

Here are Kris and Paul after getting the news,

Being coy about it doesn’t mean it’s any less threatening. These are things seen in mob movies.

>>> Nobody ever would have given a shit about anything Betsy DeVos ever did in her life if she didn’t have nine digits before the zero in the bank