i maintain that all cadillac’s factory race efforts should have been pink., CTS-V, Northstar LMP, ATS... all of it. Cadillac is a big phony

i don’t fucking care! people spread like cancer cells; keeping everybody employed should NOT be your priority. This would be a perfect time to let bootstrap dipshits practice what they preach. Assuming they can still waddle down to the job center

that’s pretty funny, to be quite honest with you. I think it should not need stating by company execs that a dedicated ev is necessary, and soon.

“being serious” could also mean “i’m gonna do as much as i can with the work already done, so I have at least *something* to offer while a bespoke EV is created”. You know, long term plans? Serious ones? Most serious plans I make are more involved than just “do the thing a different way than I did before”

That has a distinct “my friend became a wook” feeling to it. I know that pain.

¯\_(ツ)_/ some boys don’t believe women are capable of doing anything except lying

this is too real. an acquaintance in high school bought a manual 240 without knowing how to drive stick. When I offered to teach him, his reply was “i didn’t know they let girls do that!”

ooooh yeah. and his hand gesture says he just brought up the time she smiled at the barkeep at the last pub they went to in his final act of “but what about...”

“it’s a sacrificial anode, my dear! it fails, so that it may protect sensitive components!”

i see a different story. look at her facial expression and body language. she’s annoyed and waiting for him to finish talking. I think he’s explaining the function of the part which failed, for the hundredth time, on HER car, as they wait for the tow

I’ve been playing it for the past three hours (i know i know, don’t pre-order stuff. i usually don’t). It’s a very good remake. It plays the same, but nicer. The maps are recognisable, and also full of new detail. The mechanics are the same, but tighter and with modern polish. I think you’re gonna like it

jalopnik commenters hate cool supercars like how hipsters hate catchy pop tunes

this blazer is cool! but does anyone have info on that detroit diesel-powered one in the defunct israeli off road magazine? it sounds wonderful

i think a reversed “ F U “ is all an audi will need. They’ll be driving so close the letters will be in the door mirrors! 

they’ll go under first

this sound is cool in comparison to other fast electric cars. Sort of in the way that the unbearable, deafening explosion noise of top fuel cars is cool when compared to the shitty 1500 ram with flowmasters who still couldn’t beat me to 65 today on I-70. It sounds terrifyingly capable compared to the small babies…

I, for one, am supra excited to see what *else* these two companies have traded wholesale.

yikes! Get Henrik Fisker on the phone, looks like Ian needs assistance once again

literally none of that is helpful for all the unshaded junk he has already thrown up there, though. The obstruction discussed in this article is real; it already happened. It’s also EXTREMELY unlikely they weren’t aware that this would cause obstruction during the planning phase, meaning any steps taken to “mitigate”…

i should have gone with “twice as long” instead of trying to guess. The actual number wasn’t very important though, at least not for the joke I made.