his face screams “where do the batteries go??? 🤔”

this has been so scary/exhausting even without covid. now it’s brought me back to the rage i used to feel every time it happened. we’re facing off with a killer disease and instead of banding together, cops are pushing way past the line and taking all the thin blue liners with them. these attacks have become brazen to…

good thing infiniti stopped trying to be BMW, because this car looks like it wants to be a Q60 *so* bad but dad won’t let it

you’re like the guy whose tea was tossed overboard in boston. the inconvenience to you from this symbolic gesture is going to wind up being historically irrelevant. in this case, definitively affecting change is far more important overall than you are as an individual person, and yea it is more important than your…

do you? lol

obviously bradley’s writing is a bigger deal to newmanium dan than either covid OR clint’s credentials! imagine having time set aside for “heckle that guy on jalopnik, then get catty when he answers like i wanted him to”

“you can’t come to the bar for lunch today? what do you mean ‘I hAvE tO wOrK’? well then you can forget about our relationship, DAD! i’m gone!”

i heard a rumor that he changed his name and started a site about knuckles news ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the only way he isn’t a cop is if he’s one of the guys who couldn’t get through police academy 

the 10nm is right around the corner!

i give what i get and this has never changed. if some idiot comes at me sideways and can’t even be bothered to have a point, or, ya know, fully grasp my point before losing himself to fanboy anger, then, yeah he can fuck off and die. the less men there are, the better

wow did my dad mail that to you?

i dunno if it’s always a felony, but cheating to get money definitely falls under the umbrella of fraud, a crime

p.s. im a bit behind you at 29, but this is SO relatable: “36, but honestly, god I hope I’m almost done“

hey buddy, i don’t cheat at games, but you’re not gonna get me to stop being a shithead to everyone I see. 80% of them deserve a lot worse! i wasted 25 years being nice to everyone i see. experience has made me cynical and bitter. now I’m taking that time back with interest

mine is worse, it’s all this with a few added days of “ugh this face doesn’t look right. are there any eyebrow texture mods? i need to look fab 🤔”

straight into a tree if you could mate. i dont want to hear from you twice 

not putting down nissan for having nothing to work with. I’m arguing with the first guy for telling a lie. toyota may be fuckin around like idiots but so is fuckin nissan. fuck yourself sideways, lol i am not in the mood for defensive nissan nerds today. your shitty 350 was way cool 12 years ago, fuck off and drive it…

if this uses an already existing engine and a refreshed platform, then it doesn’t show that at all actually as that’s even less work than toyota did lol. toyota may not have had everything to do with the supra, but toyota also didn’t have a 15 year old zombie supra it needed to replace, from which it could crib…

if i could find a non-running first gen celica and make the slowest trar ever out of it... i would be cooler than anyone. kind of the opposite of a solution though