It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch power plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

The message is clear; DON'T FUCK WITH JALOPNIK

2 minutes. It took 2 minutes.

Good point!

I think you may be overestimating the Russian nuclear arsenal, if only slightly. While Russia has thousands of warheads, it has less than 500 ICBMs, of which only a percentage would be equipped with nuclear warheads, and only a percentage of those would be ready to go for a first strike. Only 55 SS-18s remain in…

It is DELICIOUS.

Not that Russia is well known for making good decisions - but honestly, what purpose does this sort of language serve? I would think even the most brain dead Russian sock puppets have to see this and go, "Really, we're threatening to nuke Denmark? *facepalm*"

I know you're trying to be quip and make jokes and all. But even if Russia is just blowing smoke, the fact that they expressed it, in no uncertain terms, of their intentions to deploy nuclear missiles at Denmark is just unspeakable. I can't find a joke in this.

"Modified to a Nissan GTR"

I wouldn't quite class that as 'way more' power. They're running double the minimum, and still less than their competitors did last year.

Yes. God DAMN fuck-yes. I can eat a deer I'm so hungry for another season of hard-fought superiority from Audi. And I'm not even an Audi fan.

That's a sexy car!

Thanks. Fixed.