I’m hoping they can break Le Mans up into six or seven parts so I can watch more commercials.

There are quite a few photos of the car accompanied by befuddled people trying to get into it.

I hate it when other people have a good time. Ha ha! Fools!

Driving shoes make a big difference if you have big feet in a small pedal box. I wear Sparco Speed Cats when I have to drive my Saab for a while but they’re abysmal for walking.

Essentially redline markings for that gear. Common for manual cars sold without tachometers. There’s no “IV” because there’s no “V” gear to go to.

Sadly the hardware capable of even passably syncing Bethesda character speech with lip movement has not yet been bequeathed to us by an advance alien civilization.

Hey, you’re always going to need some bulb grease.

I’m going to Iceland instead.

Well, the world is only getting larger and we have infinite resources. Let’s build a wall out of catalytic converters.

Don’t cut means DON’T CUT.

Falling asleep at the wheel I’d imagine.

Obviously 6-foot tall jackstands on the left side of the car. That or you could drain the oil and have a rag handy.

How bold of BMW to subscribe to the theory that there are people and entire countries outside of the United States. Good luck finding this “Mexico”.

Great photo! I’d like to think this is a character from Tampopo and he’s got a cowboy hat on the passenger seat.

A douchebag and unimaginative.

Andy Serkis.

Unfortunately in America innovation isn’t celebrated if the right people aren’t getting rich.

False. Simpsons canon died with Maude Flanders.

Her evil is undeniable but it’s important to remember that her breasts were members of the French Resistance with Righty later serving under Pompidou until its death in 1971.