That’s a GTV, very extremely not an Alfasud.

If you watch enough Leno (not the Tonight Show, *shudder*) and know enough weird stuff about weird cars, you’ll find Leno is slightly off or plain wrong about many things. Of course he’s got a huge breadth of knowledge and it’s easy to slip up on camera if you’re pulling info from the depths of your brain.

I see the occasional Trump devotee driving a late model American truck with a sticker reading “Made in America with Tools NOT CHOPSTICKS” or similar. I wish they knew the detestable Camry, Odyssey, or even Tundra driving in front of them has more US-made parts in it than their precious Ram.

I hope he somehow ends up at Mercedes. That would be amazing.

$57,345 out the door?

I consider working on your own car part of the engagement experience, and to add a bit of snobbery I think you’re a lesser being if you couldn’t be bothered with the intricacies found under the hood. There’s an inseparable appreciation (and hatred) for engineering and mechanical thoughtfulness (or lack thereof)…

Oh, you brash rogue!

He could, of course, be a typical sneering Jewish man with his peyot whipping in the breeze (as depicted in a multitude of horribly racist cartoons) and is just stealing the tree as they’re wont to do this time of year.

Not that there aren’t Jews that celebrate Christmas, but the Christmas tree tied to the roof of the Jeep should give you a clue.

“Joke’s on the horse, I get to ride around in this sweet wheelchair now!” -Christopher Reeve

And on February 5th we can see Sukhois fly over the Super Bowl. Good times.

Adjust and re-jet your carb so your car essentially only runs at full throttle. It’s a fun thing to adjust to, you’ll always stay awake while driving, and it wastes copious amounts of gasoline.

JERSEY STRONG

It’s a deal!

It’s a pretty light car, maybe we could make a compromise.

You can see this on any given day while driving through the Pine Barrens.

Do you mind if I use your body as a sweet ramp for my car?

You make me sad.

You just made me go to Something Awful for the first time this decade.

I hate most new cars and I suffer for my preference of vintage carbureted daily drivers. But when my wife needed a reliable daily for her huge new commute, we decided on a manual Mazda3 a couple of years ago and it was a painless and almost entirely pleasant experience. They tolerated my endless…