I was camping when this happened and I just found out. Godspeed.

All roads lead to CANDYLAND.

I’m flying out to SEA next month to pick this up and then I’m driving it 3000 miles back home. I’ll do a complete write-up of my plans on Oppo soon. You can say I’m a little obsessed.

Only. The only The Taking of Pelham One Two Three. Matthau, Shaw, AND MARTIN BALSAM...with a David Shire score. Why would they even try?!

Like The Onion. The articles Univision makes them write don’t even look real.

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

Gross. I’m pretty good at sussing out the weirdness in used cars but I completely missed the nearly 5lbs of dirt mysteriously packed into the fender of a ‘93 Miata. After displacing that tiny colony of very angry ants, I found that the space under the driver’s seat was home to a small library of Wiccan literature.

I am not interested in safe, reliable, and environmentally-friendly vehicles. I prefer questionable transmission designs, loose ball joints, and adding lead substitutes to every gas fill up. I am, however, interested in suggestions for therapists.

Retired professors! There are many original owners—spiritually connected to their cars in a very ET/Elliott kind of way—that keep independent Volvo/Saab shops in business. I was hanging out in one outside Philadelphia a few weeks ago and met some inspirational folks, including a (retired) fellow who has well over 300k…

You guys should probably stop leaving the building, Univision might change the locks.

Looks like no flammen will go un-werfed.

I will never lower my expectations of humanity. The zipper merge is something to aspire to, not denigrate.

I’m trying to start a similar shoe-string journey, hopefully one-upping you with a cheap Saab 95/96 or 99 I’ve never driven.

I’d daily a DAF anyday.

I was regretting not buying Gawker but now am suddenly content.

Ugh.

Clearly ready for anything with that gladiator gear.

Mike Pence does love huge things shoved into small spaces.