If you would only watch the video, the wings crack and fall off at 1:25.

Curiosity satisfied!

To my deranged sensibilities, a car’s attractiveness starts at its period-correct audio equipment (if any) and spirals out from there.

No graphic equalizer, no deal.

I don’t like drifting and I think it is dumb.

I think your first mistake was assuming common sense has a part to play in this. This is Jalopnik.

You’re missing [STOP] after each line.

How’s the weather in Brigadoon these days?

How’s the weather in Brigadoon these days?

I have been saying this since Roosevelt took San Juan Hill, we simply cannot abandon the good-natured horse. Damn your complaints regarding the five-storey-high piles of manure dominating our city blocks, the danger of the automobile cannot be understated!

The offspring of Jay Leno and this man:

I am officially jaded on automotive weirdness. Your excitement is as wonderful as your lack of microphone isn’t!

I’ll wait for it to kick the bucket then!

I’ll wait for it to kick the bucket then!

Maserati hybrid-power in a new SM. Like a refined, weird 918 Spyder with more problems.

Is the G500s worth replacing the MX518 I’ve had for over a decade?

Is the G500s worth replacing the MX518 I’ve had for over a decade?

Likely the upcoming Saab 96 V4 I’m looking to daily drive.

Socrates and two losers from San Dimas, who are the other three?

I’m in the same boat, although I do have an appreciation for pretty much every kind of vehicle. I just wish I could turn off my extreme aversion to douche-baggery so I could attend marque-specific meets without grievous emotional trauma.

Appears to be some kind of automotive microcephaly.

Difficult not to fall in love with this country.

Rodent problems? Call Anthony Davidson.