That’s a terrible way to die. Poor thing.

Anything with straight-cut gears and a chain drive running under your butt.

She’s going to have the last laugh once she reaches altitude in the lower mesosphere.

Damn, I’m so late to the game. I was hoping for an R. Crumb pinup.

Hahaha, could you imagine that headline on the cover of Road & Track?

Welcome to LANESPLOID.

WHO GOT CRUMBS IN MY OIL PUDDLE?!

Will a course on early vehicles be offered next semester? I hear KdF-wagens are most easily identified by the different scents of Nazi party members.

Well, he was told that he had left.

Máté Petrány was the most recent casualty of the Gawker cull. (Yesterday.) And since Ballaban wrote this Morning Shift I assume Patrick George has been tossed out of a window into a dumpster.

Neutral should just be the name of the Jalopnik staff member getting fired today.

I loved you the most.

Jalopnik’s got no brakes on this slippery slope.

I would fucking love for it to be an accident. Like slipping in blood.

Thank you, FCA Brand Manager.

I feel bad for the intern laying down on the floor, holding the spotlight on the rear passenger’s face.

Oh, come on! The mouse droid comparison is there because it needs to say “Star Wars” to get clicks on Gizmodo when this is shared there this afternoon and not because it actually looks like it. There are dozens of Battlebots and at least one Nazi weapon that are nearly identical.

<3

What a sorrowful tale.