There’s no evidence that the kangaroo dropped the ground. It could have taken off in perpetual flight.

I only found out what an Australia was this morning.

I know, which is typical behavior for them. Unfortunately I’m committed to a life of fantastical expectations.

That sounds like some Paul Hogan bullshit right there.

Excellent. Now I know almost five things about Australia.

At what point does the kangaroo pick up the car so that he may drop and kick it? Or does dropkick mean something completely different in Australia? I mean, I know he’s executing a drop kick but I really wanted to see it pick it up.

Ugh, I kind of agree with the exception of GoldenEye. I feel like everyone has their special Bond, and that film came out at the height of my puberty (Famke Janssen Famke Janssen FAMKE JANSSEN) and the Nintendo 64 game doubled the spectacle.

That is an equally great and horrifying image that I will treasure forever.

But he’s not talking about other Gumballers. Just the ones that are morons.

ARE THE SHEEP CONSENTING?

Good grief, I feel a little embarrassed both myself and Quantum of Solace because I remember nothing from that film. Being a jaded picky person, I generally don’t give much credence to the James Bond car chases. It’s amazing stunt work but the choreography and over-the-top nature doesn’t really dazzle me in terms of…

I don’t know about you, but I really want a [ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][][][][] right now.

It looks like an armored turd riding a Hot Wheels car.

Goddamn DC is awful. Gordon and his big rig and bunny suit.

Whoa, I didn’t know we were in the company of royalty. Hail to you, King of All Pedants.

The proofreading process here is generally a thumbs up from the toilet in the far corner of the Gawker trailer.

Ooh. Totally.

You got my vote. Rear reflector and plate positions are dead on. Rocker trim is present too, which seems to be catching some light in the photo. Edit: I’m leaning towards Grand Am now.

Do you mean it smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?